Client hands in his “Print Ready” artwork on a thumb drive. It was a powerpoint document that was in no way “Print Ready.” When I told him this, he replied
Client: What do you mean? It is print ready. See, open the document.
I open the document.
Client: Now go to File. Then Print. Moron.
Tonight on “I hate this house” : we replace four million air filters and curse profusely the entire time.





